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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
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Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
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Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
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Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which family member is always relieved?
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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?