What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?