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Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do billboards talk?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
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What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?