What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Surprise!!!!
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?