What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the cow afraid?
Did you know about April 1st?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?