Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do billboards talk?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?