What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which relative loves rice?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?