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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
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What car can you only see twice a year?
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What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?