What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Which president loved to take baths?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What animals make the best students?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?