What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are cars magic?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?