What makes music in your hair?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?