How do locomotives know where to go?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do frogs get to work?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What season begins with a thud?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do cows go on vacation?