What kind of store would a dog own?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?