How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do fleas travel?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do bees gossip?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why was the fabric always laughing?