What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?