What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?