Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?