What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?