What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do bees say in the summer?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do you make a bandstand?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are trees always so positive?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How long do chickens work?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?