What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How did the toad die?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?