Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What words make the best athletes?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?