I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Are baby skunks cute?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which office space loves to cut corners?