What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What fish only swims at night?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?