What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a forklift?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?