What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which former US President was always cold?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't fish play basketball?