What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
A book just fell on my head.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the lamb cross the road?