What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?