What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the opposite of irony?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?