What sport are eggs the best at?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What birds make average students?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?