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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What words make the best athletes?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which state has the best streets?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
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