What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why is summer always sad?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?