What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What country has the most fish?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a dog that meditates?