What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What building always gets stains on it?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
When does a horse talk?
What is blue and not heavy?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?