Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?