Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the fish blush?