What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the cat so small?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What type of car do planets buy?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?