What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What color are all the books in the library?