What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?