What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What tree has the most bark?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?