What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How was the wedding?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?