What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was the bunny upset?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a forklift?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
When fish play football, who is the captain?