What did summer say to spring?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do cows always skip gym class?