What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do scientists freshen their breath?