Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?