Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where would you put an injured insect?