Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What birds always travel in twos?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?