Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?