Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What event do spiders love to attend?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
It's allergy season again?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?