Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you find at the end of everything?