Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do you take sick ponies?