What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do you take sick ponies?