What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?