Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?