Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?