I'm not a bad putter.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's red and smells like blue paint?