Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do fleas travel?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is blue and not heavy?