What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a father's favorite flower?