What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?