What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?