Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What stories are told by basketball players?