What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Are baby skunks cute?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?