What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which relative loves rice?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?