Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?