Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?