What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does an evil hen lay?
What makes music in your hair?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?