Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
We had a discussion about roses.
How does dinner smell?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do you take sick ponies?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What game do bats excel at?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?