What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?