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They are both hoping for a call back!
What did the salad say to its dad?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What sport do horses love to play?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do two skunks argue?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?