Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do fleas travel?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?