Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which animal loves to have a good time?