Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the scariest letter?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do superheroes blend right in?