Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What is blue and not heavy?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?