Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does a panda ghost say?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?