Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?