Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do cats give such great massages?
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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's black and white and red all over?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?