Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?