Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?