Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
I broke my finger!
Where do optometrists go on vacation?