Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How long do chickens work?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is laughter the best medicine?