Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Are baby skunks cute?