Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the sick chicken say?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?