Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a parrot's favorite game?