Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?