What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?