Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where are average things manufactured?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?