What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?