What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?