What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?