What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Stop wolfing your food down!
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which subject has two parts?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call an Irish spider?