Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?