What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the mime upset?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
When should baseball players wear armor?