What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
When should you start writing a book?
What color are all the books in the library?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?