What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What sport are eggs the best at?