Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do plants hate algebra?