Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do bees chew?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which state is the cleanest?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?