Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?