What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
A beech tree!
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?