How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What animal floats best?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a tired tree?