What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of books do boats write?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a small mom?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?