What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
Why did the fish blush?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?