What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the mime upset?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?