Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are cars magic?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How do bears keep cool?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which president loved to take baths?
