What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How is life like toilet paper?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?