What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What tea do footballers drink?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?