What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How are teens like cats?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?