What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?