What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?