Why did the student always get straight A's?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?