Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Bears love exotic cars.