What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What shape is bad at driving?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do fleas travel?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?