What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the wolf say to the flea?