What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which state is the cleanest?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?