What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How does a witch play loud music?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which condiment adds the most kick?