What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
That bird won't stop squawking.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?