What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why is furniture so generous?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do you get kids to do something?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?