Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which subject has two parts?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Surprise!!!!
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What washes up on miniature beaches?