Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How does dinner smell?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of books do boats write?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
When do cows get tired?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?