Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do you make antifreeze?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is winter considered holy?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What bird is losing its hair?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?