Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do mice leave their boats?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What fish sings the best?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?