What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What does a female lion call her mate?