What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What says: oom oom oom?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What condiment has wings?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?