What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?