What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do football players deal with their problems?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?