Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a henway?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What math figure is also in the band?
When does a horse talk?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?